March 3rd 2007

LOONEYclipse and U

Hi Everyone!

Yes, it's me. And I'm uhhh... tired. Same ole story.

Had to go to work today at 4am. Went to work yesterday at 6am. Tell me... Gung Hay Fat Choy!!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

There was a wonderful parade here in San Francsico, complete with Golden Dragon and Lion Dancer's. I watched it all from the safety net of my TV.

One year, I happened to be downtown shopping before the crowds arrived and I got the best view on a wonderful sunny evening. Firecrackers n All.

Seems last night someone decided it was New Year's... Year of the PIG.. OINK OINK. And started lighting Cannon Bombs at 1am. Then my upstairs neighbor came home and they began a Freestyle Rap Duo. Nod, Nod. Think I slept all of 3 hours last night.

Do ya think it's a FULL MOON or WHAT????

It's also a full lunar eclipse and all the LOONIES are out all day and night long. We're supposed to say hello to customer's but most of them looked suspicious and scarey that I avoided most of them. Do you think they heard that our clearance items are an additional 30% OFF???

I bought a pair of jeans for $6 bucks, a turtle neck for $2.50 and a T-Shirt for about a buck fifty. My BIG Splurge was some undergarments. You know buy one get the second 1/2 OFF!

OK.. OKAY.. I KNOW you are waiting for the LOONEY TUNES.

1. Someone passed phoney money to a kid in electronics getting away with merchandise.
2. Someone ran out of store exiting through the side door setting off the alarm.
3. Crazy Manager turned evil... I mean EVIL Manager turned Berzerk.
Yelled at me yesterday because I rearranged a towel dislplay that she did. Some customers bought 1/2 the display... get a Life Will Ya!
So, Manager called in sick and yours truly had to come to work at 4am.
Seems she's unhappy for some reason. Dunno, they say it's insecurity and abuse. So she goes around badgering everyone, humiliating, belittling and ridiculing. Walks away and feels bigger and better than after she's put a dark cloud over someones head. Doesn't work so easily with me. P'd her off richeously.
4. Found PORN on puter.. shhhh about that one. Someone likes Anna Nicole Smith 4 REALLLLL... LOL
5. And Everyone is holding their breath about favorite gay getting deployed. He's in the Army Reserves and we were told his orders are delayed. (Smile) Let's all say a leetle prayer that those orders are DELETED!

I'm going to bed and hope that all of you's send me your snail addy's click on "Email Karma Bracelet's" to your Right. And Snail Mail Waits is mighty good when it's Good Karma!

Oh yeah... the ritual to burn away negative karma is coming up in April. If you would like to submit a prayer. Please let me know. K.

Hugz n Lub, da FairyGodMum