Tendu Point, Lift and Stretch.
Suck in that gut and SMILE!Then I look down at my butchered toenails.
Having to squeeze into my 1/2 size too small tap shoes a few weeks ago left them looking like I had walked on hot coals.
Uhh Ohhh.. What do ya know, each Big Toe has a Lighting Bolt Shaped Red Polish in the center that I forgot to take off last night. Not to mention my ashy feet need scrubbing... UGHHHHH
There is just no mercy for the Summertime Crispy Creme Belly. Well, that's what my modern dance teacher said to the class today as she glanced directly into my eyes.
She reminds me of that "FAME" instructor Debbie Allen. All she needs is one of those Big Sticks! Yelling just Like Her...
WELL, Your Gonna PAY for It NOW!!!
As she commenced to torturing us with agonizing slow paced *pleadings. (*Pleadings - a Martha Graham dance style of Sit Up. Done in 16 orchestrated counts.)
I Didn't Realize My Belly was Bouncing, Ever-So-Be-It.. Even though I had on my girdled tights and Super Sized T-shirt with sweatshirt consealing my Double Bumm Bootay. Today was NOT a CUTE Day. Here was an air of deception that No Donut could have caused such a Disgrace. No No NOoooo... It Was da PIZZA!
My Ballet instructor was EVER so Gracious.. she just kinda looked at the size of my boobies, thought for a split second that I was truely blessed. Then WOOPS, wouldn't ya know it My Belly Jiggled which made my Boobies Clap with Glee in perfect sequence to the pianists rhythmn. She looked over at me with a sigh of pity. Contemplating what it would be like to have boobies the size of ones head! Afterall she was stressed being her First Day back on Campus and she just didn't feel like being there, I could tell.
Afterwards I performed a heart chakra meditation prayer with massage. She was relieved of some pressure and admitted to being happy to see me back in class no matter what shape I was in!
What was I thinking taking a 9am class.
Maybe it wasn't because I was there at 9am, nor that I left the campus at 5pm. But that when I looked around there was Nowhere to rest or lay my weary head in-between the 1pm and 2pm fitness center and lunch slot. Even though I found a dusty mite ridden couch between the Diego Rivera Theater and the Vocal Sound Proof rooms. Thought about it for a sec, then wait... TIMES UP!
Fee Fi Fo Fum... Off To Class I GO!
Thank goodness I don't have to work tonight. Somehow the thought of Cheese has made me ponder the taste of Metamucil!
Fortunately I can work on my Audition routine in the Choreography Class on Thursday. Using them as guinea pigs will save me the criticism. This is what I planned anyway's.
But there is NO Rest for the Weary.
I appreciate all the donations that are extended my way. Especially the Food Bank Care Package that I received Sunday. My Fridge was down to a few powdered potatoes, chai tea, and some Frozen Pizza Dough!
TIP OF THE DAY!
I just happened to give the Kids in the Neighborhood some FREE Pizza and a guy came in and layed a
A Birthday Reading
Sometimes it's hard giving advice to someone when they are terminally ill, such as the guy who stopped me after my editing class. He'd heard I read the Tarot and requested a reading. So I just asked him, what do you need to know? Then proceeded to read him. You see, the cards are just a tool these dayz and I hardly use them except when determining surrounding situations.
He had a friendly smile and a warm heart and looked like he needed words of guidance.
As I sincerely touched his heart, he opened up with the confession that he was HIV Positive. Seems things could always be better when your living your own life, but when you look at someone elses, you learn to appreciate the burdon that your carrying.
EVERYthing always looks Amazingly Brighter when Offering Words of Hope for a Future. We Share such an Absolute Eternal Life!! So many need reassurance that there is more to being human than meets ones immediate needs.
He even wanted answer's to politics. Tho I fail to give direct answers such as a politician.
Humor doesn't always give answers to the reason WHY things happen, but offers a way to make one smile in the process.
We CAN Change.
Find Appreciation in Every Moment. TIME is ONLY wasted when nothing is acomplished.
This Very Moment, IS the ONLY thing that is REAL. The Bus Driver today didn't seem to think so as he suffered an anxiety attack commenting on the variety of people he had to endure each day...
I whispered to him, to Please Be Grateful that You HAVE a Job!
I am throughly READY for my Dance Classes this semester. Forget the tumbling part, my cartwheel dayz are Ovahhh. I ain't that crazy!
Sigh... This means that I will be a Day Person. UGHHHH!!!
I'm SUCH a Night Person You Would NOT Believe!
I just really LOVE being here at Diaryland. Reading and making new friends is an adventure.
All sharing in this human possiblity we call Life! Here's Hoping that You ALL Have a Wonderful Autumn Season.