November 1, 2006

Halloween, Vegas and Mother from Hell

Halloween!

Happy After Halloween Day. The day when the gates of hell are open. When the headless horseman rides again and when my gay manager comes to work in military uniform and underneath a RED BRA!

If you've ever had a dip in the mud manager, then you've never had one like mine. There he was in his stuffed 44DD bra, black wig and lipstick. Yes folks... I did his makeup!

I've never had a manager like this, it's one of those things we always dream about. Fatigues and bra. Yes, there are gays in the military and I never thought I'd be so lucky to know one of them.

Actually he's no longer in the military, but is thinking of joining the Reserves, which I highly dispute. Yesterday, as I was undoing his bra, as it wasn't work appropriate, the store manager walked up and laughed. Why were we doing this outside of the store? I don't know, but there we were... I guess he just wanted to know what it is like for a woman to undo his bra?

I dressed up as GUESS.... of course "The FairyGodMother!" And today, we will see who won the costume contest. I think it was the Loss Prevention dude who had this cape with skulls on the shoulders. Or the 60's hot mamma with the afro wig. My manager say's he's not participating. Although I got lots of compliments on my halo, the tutu and white wings whilst waving my magic wand boinking people on the head granting wishes.

Today I'm kind of concerned as GM (Gay Manager) said he was headed to the Castro District. Last night there was apparently a shooting where about 10 people were hit. Two of them in the head. I called GM this morning as I heard it on the news, but he's changed his cellphone number UGHHHH... and he didn't tell me! Now I'll have to wait till 1pm when I go to work. Hopefully, he's OK. Just that tourists, he's such a newbie to gaydome. All those look-e-loose wanting to see men in drag.

As I crossed Market Street last night going home, I couldn't belive the crowds. It was like New Year's Eve! The announce that the police was going to turn the place out around 10pm. We got off of work around 10:30pm. The shooting took place at 10:45pm, I got home around 11pm. I'm watching the news right now to see if they say anything.. but I'm sure they are not going to name names.

Mother torture's child

The ONLY thing people are talking at work is ... I don't know if you heard.... A mother tortured her son. He died yesterday. They said there wasn't a space on his body that wasn't bruised, cigarette burns or scrapes. Her daughter's bedroom had toy's, blankets and pictures on the wall. The son ONLY had a mattress, no blanket, no pictures. I think this is the most sick thing I've ever heard. Some at my work say that they think she was a customer at Big Retailer. She was a young mother gone berzerk.

VEGAS HERE I COME!

Next week, I'm going the the annual Vegas trip with the geriatric crowd. Yes, my Mom and her cronies. I'm usually the escort and baby sitter for this 80+ crowd. They are so funny and fun.

We alway's eat the the best restaurants, they hand me quarters to play the slots and we are going to see Toni Braxton! Ahhh .. such is the good life. This is my vacation that I look forward to every year. We already booked the flight and arrangements before I started the new job, so I made sure they knew in advance that I'm headed to the Big V!

Mom's is looking like a teenager and I've put on a few pounds, so it's not going to be an eating fest as I'm sure she will put me on a diet and I'm bound to lose about 10 lbs in 4 days.. hehehe. I'm not really a gambler, but I think my family finds it to be a safe pastime.

Horse Races

My Dad wants me to go to some horse race on Saturday. We normally spend the entire day there or at least until the last race. We watch the race on TV and bet at the computer betting.

I'm hoping to win some money for my trip to Japan.

I'm going again in December and I'm really looking forward to it. I'm staying until December 10th. Hopefully this time I'll get to see Sasori Gal. As today I've confirmed with a friend what dates we're going. Ohhh goody.. here I come JAPAN!

Elevation

For those of you who know what I'm talking about here.. My Mom elevated on Saturday, October 28th to 1st level spiritual medium and one of my GC elevated on the 29th to 3rd level spiritual medium. I'm a 2nd level, doing my best to get to 3rd. There are 4 levels... and the forth, you would have to come to the temple to receive spiritual words from me. Yes... folks.. I'm a REAL Buddhist Monk!

Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum