April 13th 2005

Hoe Down

Lifes a Beach

What makes a Beach a Beach?
I mean if life is a Beach can we call it a Dog Eat Dog World?
Then if a Dog Eats Another Dog,
Which one is the Beach?
The one doing the eating I presume?
Or the One Getting Screwed?

I was watching the late night talk show with Carson Daly. He was interviewing "Ice T" the Rapper. The main topic of the night was chosing people who was the "Ho" and who was the "Pimp." So after much thought on this matter.. and a few laughs from his answers... "Paris Hilton is a Ho Pimping Herself..." Good Answer Right?

I thought to myself.... When is a Bad Gurl Bad? And who is the Biggest and Baddest?

I had to edit out parts folks.. so if you've already read this.. Most of it has changed for posterity sake. I have to take this post virtually down as it degrads women.. and this is not my intention at all!

Especially after this past weekend watching some of the girls in my class. One is a Bad Gurl who does it for money. It shows on her face she spent some nights making some extra cash doing things I'd rather not mention.. So I classify her as an "Real Bad Gurl." Or a gurl that does it because she HAS to. She's the same one that turns out the lights when she does this Hooting about, because she is upset about her stretch marks and droppy pies after making a baby some years ago. She's still young and is missing out on making some good Bucks from taking off her clothes in night clubs.

If I was a Bad Gurl... I guess that would be a good way to make a living. Providing I looked the part. However... This girls face is showing the results of too many late nights. So I guess you say she Wants to Be a Bad Gurl.. NOT to be confused with a WannaBe Bad Gurl.

Who is the BIGGER One?

They had been partying about town. Probably flirting and dancing close with boys. When Bad Gurl #2 felt that this was what a Bad Gurl does. You see.. she's a does that cause it makes her feel like a Hot. Does that make her Good at what she's doing?... No... but she thinks that this is what being Hot is. So I guess she's a WannaBe Hottie. or a Hooter in Training and Bad Gurl #1 is showing her the ropes. Whereas Bad Gurl #1 IS a Selling herself as a Exhibitionist... she does it for Moola and wouldn't do it any other way... Well new clothes and a few free beers make for a party gurl right?

When a Hottie becomes a Hooter is there some sort of initiation?

So... #1 introduces #2 to the night life of REAL Hooter. # 2 is appauled that #1 ACTUALLY Hoots! So she kicks her out of her singing group at school. We recorded a song this past weekend and everyone was very surprised when #1 didn't sing #2's song. WHY.. well.. you could imagine that its probably a thing they could ONLY understand. Or Maybe someone who likes a good Hoe Down.

Why would she think that another one is trash? Who is Bigger & Better? The one who is trippin that her best friend is a REAL night life type? OR the one who couldn't care less about what the other one thinks of her for being such a flirt?

Hoe.. whoops.. I mean WHO Knows?

#1 is BAD
&
#2 is just BAD.
That is according to Ice T's Rules for Pimps & Ho's.

Ok... Ok.. I just realized both are BAD.. but ONE likes to be in the limelight.. as she just wants to LOOK the part, it makes her feel ladylike.

The OTHER one... feels this is what a Bad Gurl does. Meanwhile.. she's just a facade.

I'm NOT sure if I explained this theory correctly OR if this argument between two friends will resolve itself. Everyone in my class including wants to see them back as friends. Meanwhile #1 is back to showing her body class in class on Saturday. GAG!

I'd rather see these two girls make peace. peas in a pod are they. Both fabulous artists, with extraordinary gifts of performance and capabilities just waiting to bloom.. errr.. ro Bud.. or uhh... Explore they're more creative aspects.
My BEST advice is.. Be a Good Gurl. Don't put a pea under your mattress. Accept each other as you are. And keep your escapades a Secret.
Don't be a Beach, cause all you do is make life a living wrech for everyone around you... as no one likes someone with a frown. Morals are a good thing.

Sorry IF I offended ANY Bad Gurls or They're escorts in this writing. I love all my good friends... and Hope the best for everyone. errrr... I mean.. uhhh... Why be BAD anyways... All it does it make you get OLD Early, Men misuse you and you always regret it! Perhaps by giving you a few good instructions on How to be a Good will not sit well with my friends. Again.. Sorry to my friends.. and I hope that this Good Advice doesn't leave you Beaching.

Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum