November 19th 2005

Woopie Cough

Hack Hack

I'm not talking computer bust, but that itchy burning feeling inside your lungs.

Shoulda listened to my Mother, get some Muscinex. You've seen the little bastards on the TV commercial. Green Phelm, husband and wife moving into your lungs about to make woopie as you try to Hack them outta your breathing passage ways.

That dern airconditioning from the hotel and flight gave me seemingly what everyones talking about. Could it be the mysterious BIRD FLU? Oh bloody hell... as my Ozzie friend would put it. Who screwed a bird? And why would it have the flu?

I'm just hoping that my doggie doesn't get it. As she's been going behind me thinking that I'm eating goodies on a napkin and chewing up my spew. Why is it green? Why has it been a week that I'm coughing up the insides of my corporal body? What did I do to deserve this?

I didn't kiss anybody in Vegas, I didn't stay up all night drinking and gambling. I didn't even indulge in observing other's on porno tv! What the hey, I'mma born again virgin. What do you expect! Hack Hack

Nyquil, Actifed, Dayquil, Rubitussin, Generic Tussin, Golden Seal, Echinecea, garlic, lemon, gingeroot. Oh Heaven's HELP! Someone send me a microcure ASAP! Thanksgiving is right around the corner and I haven't cleaned up my house cause I've been in the bed all week sweating my brains out.

If there's anything that I've learned through the years is to feed a cold, starve a fever. What if you have both? I starved all last week, now I'm hungry and sweating. If I could only get a maid to do the laundry, clean the bathroom, change my linen and vacuum. That would be a heaven's send. But for moi??? Nooooooo... Nada gonna happen.

My dear sweet loveable sits on her azz and expects to be waited on hand and foot sister is about to make an appearance. Hack Hack... I'm neither ready to bring out the broom and sweep away the shedded hair my dog has been poliferating all week, nor am I energized to scrub the nooks and craney's off of my kitchen floor.

Does anybody do dishes?

Come on over to my house, at least I can offer you a big hug! Happy Thanksgiving.. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum