December 31st 2004

A NEW YEAR, A NEW LIFE

Resolution!

Did I say Resolution... I ment Relevation.. errrr... ELEVATION!

Perhaps this says it all:





Your New Years Resolution Should Be: Get some





It's not that you don't get any...
Well, it is that you don't get any
And if you don't get lucky soon,
You may Even find a REAL Alive, Breathing, MAN in your life for Your New Years BABYEEE, Baby!


What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?

Nuf Said?

Happy New Years Everyone!

Here's wishing you a wonderful new year with love, joy and happiness for you, your family and everyone you come in contact with. Let us pray for world peace, compassion and give of ourselves to help others as much as we can throughout this coming year.

Well, we didn't go to the casino. OK OK.. we had casino night at my Dads. Yes, me and my sister spent two nights at my Dads and we played POKENO because that's his wifes favorite game. I'm sure my sister and I would have either played dominos with my Dad. Or poker with each other had she not decided to join in on the game table. My sister sure looked bored, yep its a boring mindless game. But it's the time well spent with my father which made it all worthwhile.

My sisters gone back to LA and I'm back to day dreaming of a boyfriend. Then I had the thought OH YEAH.. I have a Show the weekend of February 12. YEP, Knockers is going to be playing at the Laney College Theater that weekend and I'm opening the show with a song and tap dance. This is a benefit for Breast Cancer so the proceeds are for a good cause.

Guess this means I'll have to get off my fat azz and DIET the month of January YUEKKK!!!!

I hate dieting, I hate working out, I hate beginning the year with a resolution to lose 20 lbs. Yes, yes... I have to accept this is my pay for loathing around for the past 2 weeks eating like everyday is a holiday forgetting about tomorrow and what it would be like to romp around in a bed with a man who has to turn off the lights and imagine I'm a super model.

I remember the dayz I used to model. Yep ME super thin waving my toosh around like it was a bubble butt. Yep, it was a Bubble Butt. Now it's just a facimile of expanding curd. Think my belly is bigger than my butt. Gosh I wish I were 22 again when I thought I was fat and fat ment losing 5 lbs.

What a relevation, I've got to get on that super duper Hollywood Diet and prepare myself for the big screen and the Big Screen doesn't lie. They video taped my show this Fall and we're going to air it on public access channel. Can't wait to see my pot belly bouncing around bigger than Queen Latifah. Funny though, she reminds myself of ME! Although when I'm thinner I'm cuter.. lol

RESOLUTION

Lose 20 lbs
Stop Whinning
Have Boyfriend
Produce Hit Show
Get Movie Deal
Win Oscar!

Elevate Spiritual Level

To elevate ones spiritual level one has to eliminate all negative karma (Greed, Anger and Ignorance), help anyone who asks, practice altruism, have good faith. Yep, elevating is even more important than all that other Jazz.

So here's wishing you all the happiness the world has to offer. Be safe you all. Pray for those all over the world who are suffering especially those at war, those effected by disasters, and those here at home who are in need of a HUG.

Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum