December 25th 2004

Merry Christmas to ALL

Happy Holidayz

Here's a quick wish...

That you all have a very Merry Christmas.

May all of your Christmas's be Bright and May the New Year bring much Happiness and Insight for a Healthy, Wealthy and Prosperous New Beginning!

I just got in from an EAT FEST at my cousins. She is as skinny as a rail.. and looks like a Model. And Dayum can she cook! We ate like pigs and our butts are living proof.. OKAY do we need MORE PROOF? Nope Nope NOPE.. no pictures here... maybe after my New Years Resolution to eat ONLY raw foods and fresh veggies will prevail.. Maybe NOT!

Let's just eat the left over doggie.. errr.. People bag in the fridge for the next few dayz. Dayum I forgot my Turkey wrappings on her dining room table.. Silly me.. I should have looked in that brown paper bag that had the dressing, gumbo, collard greens and macaroni and cheeze... not to mention my FAVORITE Desert..

AMBROSIA

Shoulda had my sister to check for anything else left behind after she forgot her purse behind the couch next to the lighted carousel. Yes Yes.. we had to drive an additional 45 minutes back to her house from the Caldecott Tunnel. It had her Christmas Cash... hock money to get her car out of tow from the Los Angeles parking lot and that forgotten United Airlines Ticket going ONE WAY on Tuesday.

My wonderful sister is staying with me once again this Holiday Season... Perhaps she's planning to go to that POKER Tournament Tomorrow at the Casino? No Doubt that's the REAL reason for our retreival of said BANK Vault or is it the Race Track? Nevermind, doesn't matter if I eat any more this weekend, my butt is no longer going to look cute in my black jeans. Dagnabbit... Perhaps that idea of catching a GAMBLER is not going to happen... tee hee

Like RIGHT, this pot belly that looks like a HAM celulite down the back side slip with four links in my bra strap would get a double take from someone other an old geezer playing his wifes wedding ring away ... RIGHT!

NEVER

THREE Hours Later we reach HOME! Yeahhssss it's Good to be HOME! And we missed traffic on the return trip. Emptied the gas tank but we crossed the Bay Bridge safely after the toll taker said to me. "PUT HAND OUT OF WINDOW, NO MONEY TAKE INSIDE CAR" she shouted like I was a Thief or better yet gambling with her life flashing my $20 bill partially inside the car rolled down window. What a life we live in. People are molesting the Toll Takers, video at 10.

FairyGodMum was shocked I tell you, especially after she said, HAPPY Christmas with a smile. And I thought she was ANGRY at me or even that I was a Thug driving my Mom, her boyfriend, his daughter, my sister and myself in a Lexus duhhhh... Perhaps as my sister told me... it was a language thing.

I guess it doesn't matter that you can communicate in English to get a Good Paying Retirement Job with Benefits anymore.. Only that you can count lose change with accuracy and without picking the pockets of the privatly owned bridge.

I did have a really good time singing carols and oogaling at my cousins new boyfriend. We didn't find out it was her boyfriend til after we got in the car!

He's old enough to be her DADDY!

Figers, you have to be an 18 yr old to get The OLDER Boyfriend or look like your 18 to get the Pervert Geezer to pay for them after you get well... drooping age.

Some folks don't need lifts... here's wishing for some fat sucking, boob lifting, age defying serum to magically exchange this Fairy God Mum into well... Here's Wishing... THE FAIRY God Princess.

Never Heard of HER? Well, Me EITHER! But I can WISH Can't I??? God Bless Cousins to Make you feel like going to the gym for the next 100 yrs, eating fruit and nuts and parading around in a red skin tight spagehetti strapped lounge wear that makes you look like Cleopatra! Dayum that gurl was a book worm when we were kids... lemme say that 10 times before I go to sleep tonight... counting nerds that turn into swans.. she's awesome.. God Bless Her Perky 50 yr old Boobs... no lift, no nip, no tuck. Some people are just Blessed!